Kitchen Table

a Screwcap game · the other side of the desk PROTOTYPE  0.8
For anyone who was never taught this

The money turns up on a Friday.
Nobody ever taught you what to do with it.

The Oregon Trail of household money. Well — at least in this one you survive.

You are out of school. There is a job — not a career, a job — and for the first time there is money in the account on a Friday that is genuinely yours to decide about.

Nobody has taught you what to do with it. Not properly. Most people's parents were never taught either, and the ones who did work it out found it oddly hard to say out loud. So it gets learned the expensive way, on your own money, once.

Not here. Here it is free.

A practice run at the money part of your life. A real household, real prices, real wages, real decisions that stick — and not one cent of it your own. Get it wrong as often as you like. That is what it is for.

Because the two piles are pulling apart. There are people who end up owning things — a roof, savings that grow, something behind them — and people who pay for the same things twice and finish with none of it. Very little of that gap is talent, and almost none of it is luck. Most of it is a handful of ordinary decisions, made young, with nobody in the room who had ever made them before.

This is the room.

And then go and ask

Every decision hands you another one — and the last one hands you a question to take to a real person. “I played a game set in 1979 — interest rates went to eighteen percent and petrol doubled. What did you and your family actually do?”

Somebody in your family lived that. They have almost certainly never been asked about it, and they will almost certainly remember exactly. That conversation is worth more than anything in here, and this is the cheapest way we know to start it.

Pick a kitchen

Four families, the same eight decisions. Two of them are living through an economy that is falling apart; two of them are living through a very quiet one and still cannot cover the month. Start with whichever one you have an opinion about.

1979 Autumn 1979 The Marchettis · Parma, Ohio A plant job, a nine-year-old, and a landlord who has just offered to sell you the house you live in. The bank wants twelve and three-quarters. Sit down at this table → 2021 The Hot Summer The Ruiz household · Mesa, Arizona A warehouse shift, a seven-year-old, and more money in the account than this family has ever had. Everyone says the house has to be bought now. Sit down at this table → 2024 The Hours The Pruitt household · Springfield, Missouri A grocery-chain roster, a nine-year-old, and $740 in the account. Nothing goes wrong with the economy. The schedule still goes up on a Thursday for the week after next. Sit down at this table → 2024 The Lumpy Year The Amaro household · Chattanooga, Tennessee One van, a ten-month school contract, and a sixteen-year-old. The year adds up. The months do not — and nobody is taking the tax out for you. Sit down at this table →

Eight to ten minutes each. Nothing to install, nothing to sign up to, no account. Play any two and the game lays the same decision side by side and shows you what it did in each — which is the part that stays with you.

How it works
Two years of a life. Four times a year, one big decision — eight in all. (Every three months is what the news calls a quarter. Now you know that too.)
Big things, and you cannot take them back. The house, the savings, the car, the kid. Not a budgeting app — one real choice at a time, and then you live in it.
You only see what a family sees. The shopping bill, the payslip, what the bank has in the window, who on the street is out of work. Nobody tells you what the economy is doing. Nobody told them either.
Two numbers that disagree. What the bank says you have, and what it will actually buy. Money going up while prices go up faster is money going backwards. Working that out is most of the game.
And at the end, everything at once. What was really going on, which one decision cost you most — measured, not guessed — where you finished against every other way it could have been played, and what each choice went on to do for the next thirty years.
Under the bonnet
Is any of this real? — yes, and here is exactly which parts

The economy is not scripted. Both Fed rate paths are the real ones — Volcker's between October 1979 and September 1981, Powell's between October 2021 and September 2023 — and everything that follows from them is produced by the same economic model that runs THE CHAIR: an expectations-augmented Phillips curve, Okun's law, policy transmission lags and a credibility channel.

The two scenarios differ in the physics, not the code. The decisive setting is how firmly inflation expectations are anchored — badly in 1979, firmly in 2021. That single parameter is most of the reason one episode took double-digit unemployment to end and the other cost close to nothing, and you can feel the difference from the kitchen table without ever being shown a number.

Prices set by law, or by inertia, are set that way here too. The 5.25% ceiling on a 1979 savings account is Regulation Q, not a modelling choice. Its 2021 counterpart — a big bank paying 0.06% while Treasury bills paid five percent — was not a law at all, and from the kitchen table the two are almost indistinguishable.

Prototype. Four scenarios, four households, and every mark on the screen drawn in the browser.

How the ordinary things work

Some decisions are not about the economy at all. They are about a contract, and they are lost or won on one number nobody reads. These stand on their own — no game, nothing to sign up to, nothing of yours typed in.

Lease or buy: the car

More coming: the loan term nobody looks at · rent or buy the house · what the first ten years of a mortgage actually pay for.